Sheet1

First "Hotlinking not allowed" image

18/09/01

rob

http://b3ta.com/board/71

First use of Hummus

22/04/02

Lumpbucket

http://b3ta.com/board/6/1/9/6/8

First appearance of the (as yet unnamed) Fear

26/04/02

Spacefish

http://b3ta.com/board/68689

First use of The Fear

26/04/02

crab_bloke

http://b3ta.com/board/68705

First appearance of the word "spaz" in the spaz

22/10/02

munkt0n

http://b3ta.com/board/428690

This is only the first occurance if you happen to scroll through the spaz from the beginning. Chronologically, it is definately not the first.

Oolong the rabbit makes his first appearance in the spaz

20/09/01

crab_bloke

http://b3ta.com/board/192

Oolong had appeared on b3ta several times prior to this, but I believe this to be his first appearance in the spaz

Rocky the b3ta cat is first mentioned, although at this stage he is merely Rob's girlfriend's cat

20/09/01

rob

http://b3ta.com/board/159

First appearance of the word "spork"

19/09/01

Zannusi-Beatz

http://b3ta.com/board/98

Zannusi-Beatz seems to have disappeared, but we've been left with a long legacy of sporks

First appearance of marmots and a polar bear

27/09/01

crab_bloke

http://b3ta.com/board/661

First person to get utterly confused by posting to b3ta

4/10/01

gak moniter

http://b3ta.com/board/993

gak moniter got even more confused some time later by going on to spell their username incorrectly.

First b3ta image challenge?

9/10/01

rob

http://b3ta.com/board/1291

First appearance of a (nameless) fluffy penguin

11/10/01

rob & crab_bloke

http://b3ta.com/board/1519

First use of FACT

12/10/01

Danfish Again

http://b3ta.com/board/1666

Three frontpages appear in the space of one minute

24/03/03

hanrahan, Mr Chickenuts, Bingowings

http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/6533

Thanks to Fnord for spotting this freakish occurance.

dsf adsfg afg fg appears, the board never recovers

28/11/02

repcak

http://www.b3ta.com/board/515147

Thanks, Fnord.

First appearance of the original glasscock picture

23/04/02

http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/792

This was the original glasscock picture, although at this stage the phrase "Glasscock" to denote a much posted link or image hadn't be coined. Thanks, Fnord.

First use of the phrase "glasscock"

23/04/02

DaWolfey

http://www.b3ta.com/board/63361

Thanks, Fnord.

First use of "Fluffy" in relation to the penguin

15/10/01

Nicey

http://b3ta.com/board/1925

First post to run off the side of the board

19/10/01

pep

http://b3ta.com/board/2476

First mention of making the secrets to posting on the board easily accessible

22/10/01

izb

http://b3ta.com/board/2527

Nice idea izb, although we now know that it didn't really work.

First person too pikey to buy Photoshop

24/10/01

Guy

http://b3ta.com/board/2818